That Awkward Moment When…

Life is full of awkward moments. It might be something as awkward as running into an ex at the bar, or it could be as bad as noticing that you’ve had your penis out at a party for most of the night and people are too timid to point out that you’re hanging loose.

(I should actually point out now that neither of those things have happened to me. We’re dealing in hypothetical situations here.)

But anyway, the potential for awkwardness in interactions is almost limitless. You never know when you’re going to be wandering around, only to be suckerpunched with a big ball of awkward.

If you’ve had one of those awkward moments today, come here and take solace in the fact that small cute animals face the same difficulties as us humans.

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The Best Perfectly Timed Photos Ever

You know how they say there are once in a lifetime moments? Those times when things just go perfectly right, and the optimal result comes about? Sometimes some miraculous things are made from being in the right place at the right time. Penicillin. Electricity. Gravity. And these funny-ass photos.

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The 12 Funniest Ideas The Internet Has Ever Had

The internet is, to my mind, the best example of the multiple monkeys hammering away at typewriters are bound to produce the works of Shakespeare theory.

There are endless amounts of people out there online, and 99.9% of them are braindead. I mean they’d be classed as clinically retarded if they took a test.

Which means that the internet sucks a lot of the time. But then you get the 0.1% of people who are funny, witty and think about things in ways that others don’t. Occasionally, amidst all the shit, you get a nugget of gold. And it’s perfect.

Without further ado, here are the twelve funniest ideas the internet has ever had.

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13 Celebrity Lookalikes! (Who Don’t Necessarily Look Like Celebrities!)

We’ve been on a bit of a movie kick recently at JoeCrazy, often taking you behind the scenes of the source material for your favorite films. Today, we’re looking in front of the camera, but at a bit of Hollywood trickery.

Movie actors are highly paid, highly valuable human beings. You don’t want to break them. Jessica Alba with a boo-boo is a no-no. Which is why there are a tranche of highly professional stunt doubles who look (a bit) like their celebrity counterparts who are willing to jump off roofs.

Sometimes it’s alarming how like their celebrity double they are. Other times it’s a bit embarrassing (see Lopez, Jennifer for proof positive).

Uma Therman

Robert Pattinson

Jennifer Lopez

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The Worst Movie Source Material Ever

I like going to the movies. In fact, it may be one of my favorite past times. You can see so much there that it’s almost impossible to find something you don’t like. But then there are the stories behind the movies. How they got made. After all, they can’t just pop up out of nowhere. They often need source material.

That can be history, or a screenwriters’ mind. But then there are the sources that come out of left field. Like the following…

Transformers (2007)

Sure! Why not create a movie from a toy line? I mean, little kids like toys, and the majority of blockbusters get little figurines made of their main characters, so why not reverse the trend and make the toys before the movie comes out? Transformers ended up hella popular, so it seems to have worked (or it could’ve been people wanting to see Megan Fox…).

Battleship (2012)

I imagine that when Rihanna was growing up in Barbados, she imagined that one day she would conquer the world of film as well as music. I don’t imagine that she thought she’d be doing so in a movie based on the world’s most boring board game. But some highflying Hollywood exec thought that basing a film on Battleships was a good idea, and so that’s her star vehicle.

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Cats Wearing Fruit-Based Crash Helmets

Since time immemorial, humans have enjoyed putting cats in uncomfortable positions and taking photos of them. Really, someone should inform the authorities about animal cruelty, but we don’t because we find it ourselves both hilarious and cute.

There are plenty of options if you want to embarrass your cat. You can place a slice of toast about his head like some sort of neck brace. You can dress him up in stupid outfits. Or you can fashion a crash helmet out of a hollowed-out bit of fruit and take a photo.

It’s the last of these we’re celebrating today.

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The TV Shows That You Never Saw

Television is a fickle industry. Every year production companies make hundreds of pilot episodes and only a minute fraction of those ever make it to the screen. From there, only a few will get picked up beyond that pilot episode for a series.

You might think that once you’ve got a series commissioned you’d be fine and it’d be plain sailing. Think again. There’s nothing to stop a network from hauling your show off the air with a comedy hook, never to be seen again.

All of which means that there are some TV shows that were quite extraordinary that you never saw.

Adams of Eagle Lake (2 episodes, 1975)

Andy Griffith was kind of a big deal – but you wouldn’t think it given how quickly this show was bumped off-air. It turns out that Andy Griffith playing a small town sherriff wasn’t as popular as one would think (who knew?!).

The Sanford Arms (4 episodes, 1977)

Four episodes is starting to be a minor success…well, not really. But really, this show deserved to be yanked.

You might think, from looking at the title, that this was a spin-off from Sanford & Son. You’d be correct (sorta). Technically, it was a spin-off of the popular show. But it involved neither Sanford nor Son. In fact, the main layover from the previous show was the house.

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10 Restaurants I Wouldn’t Visit

The restaurant business is often regarded as one of the most difficult in the world to succeed in. You have to think about so many different things, all of which must come together in perfect harmony, for a business to work that it’s almost inconceivable that many will work.

A good percentage fail. You have to think about the menu, the raw ingredients, and the name of the venue.

It’s the latter where many people fall down. To be fair, it’s not their fault. Often these foreign restaurants are trying to name their venue in a language they don’t understand – which is why you end up with these Engrish-level translations adorning shopfronts around the world.

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13 Photos Which Will Make You Go WTF

We have a soft spot here at JoeCrazy for funny photos. In fact, it’s one of the things that we byline the whole site with. And we like photobombs and their ilk. So we present to you in one bumper, giant image which can’t be broken up, 13 photos which will make you sit up and go WTF.

Craig Sager Needs A Stylist

I like the NBA. I like the jazziness, the competitiveness and the color of the game. I do not like halftime reporter Craig Sager’s suits.

They’re brash, bold, and plain ugly, and they make my eyes bleed and my brand new 42″ widescreen TV end up with a severe case of screen burn. Craig Sager, you and your horrendous suits are directly responsible for costing me a lot of money, and for thinking that Rihanna always looks quite hefty and mannish when I’m watching her music videos.

Want to see the evidence of the crimes against fashion and flatscreen technology? Check out these horrors.

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