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The Craziest Deaths By Spontaneous Combustion

Ever looked inside an engine? That right there is a perfect example of spontaneous combustion. Of course, the thing is designed to do that, unlike, say, a human exploding in the middle of a busy street.

What?

That’s right, people have exploded for no reason before. And we’re not talking metaphorical exploding in rage. We’re talking literal guts on the sidewalk stuff.

5. The First and Best (1663)

A woman goes to sleep in Paris. She’s sleeping on a bed. So far, so normal. (Admittedly the mattress is made of straw but hey, beggars can’t be choosers.) Except that she suddenly “went up in ashes and smoke” and burned the house down. No-one can explain why. But this unnamed woman has a unique distinction: she’s the first recorded spontaneous combuster.

4. Mary Hardy Reeser (1951)

This case is sick. Absolutely sick. Mary Hardy Reeser is a St. Petersburg, FL native who is 67-years old. She’s a snowbird, essentially.

People don’t hear from her for a few days. When the cops go to check on her, they get no answer. The door gets broken down. Inside, they see the cremated remains of Reeser: her skull, a part of her backbone, and a smidgen of her left foot. Everything is burnt. Weird, huh?

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Wacky Christmas Traditions

Every year I know some people that go into the frigid North Sea in England on Christmas Day for a swim. They don’t wear many clothes, which is mad given that English Christmases are very cold and the sea is below freezing even at the start of summer.

They’re not the only people to do that, nor are they the only mad Christmas tradition around.

Christmas dipping

It turns out that the people around my home region aren’t the only insane Englishmen who like nothing more than to freeze their bollocks off at Christmas. It’s done in towns across the country., including the more southernly Brighton above.

Or Dublin, Ireland. At least this guy has slightly more clothes on.

Firing Mortars

Those Germans are pretty funny. First there was Nazism, now there’s a bunch of people in Lederhosen that go out on Christmas day and fire mortars into the air. It’s a special Christmas for the family that comes back from church to find its house ablaze thanks to a loose shot from these guys.

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6 Bizarre Christmas Facts

Christmas has been around for so many years that people seem to think they know it all about this celebration. There’s not much else to learn, we reason, because we pore over Yuletide with so much excitement and eagerness every year.

But those people are wrong. There are some weird and wonderful facts about the holiday which people simply don’t know – until now.

6. The Spanish Nativity Scene is a Little Different

Ever thought that your nativity scene that you construct every year is a little…sterile? All that hay and all those animals would likely be a little less clean than that? The Spanish have the same idea.

Except they got it wrong. Rather than having the animals crap all over the place, they put a defecating figure somewhere in their nativity scene. The caganer is a little trinket they like putting in. For some reason.

5. Another Spanish Poop Related Novelty

A pooping tree trunk? Sounds about right. We eat Yule logs, which are chocolatey and cakey. Well, we eat: I don’t think I can face another Yule log now that this thing’s in my mind.

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5 Lies Christmas Sells You

It’s the season of good will to all men – or so they’d have you believe. That’s right. Christmas is a sham. Now, before you start complaining and throwing around the S word (Scrooge, for those of you who aren’t getting the gist of this Christmassy rant), think about it.

There are so many ways in which the lies we are told at this festive time of the year turn out to be complete bull.

Seriously: think about it. All those lies you get told. Do they not hurt? Is it not painful to be lied to to your face by your peers and various industries? In case you need your memory jogged, here are five lies you’re told:

5. It’s better to give than to receive

Unless that contains precious diamond, I would NOT be happy with that size gift at Christmas

Really? Is that why Christmas has some of the highest suicide rates throughout the whole year? I guess that can be accounted for all the lonely people who have no-one to give them presents feeling so happy about giving presents to strangers that they kill themselves. Right?

4. Everyone celebrates it

'Ban Evil Xmas! ....the hot bikini girl can stay though

The way people go on about it, you’d think that it’s a worldwide holiday where everyone downs their tools and stops punching their wives and has a merry old knees up. Tell that to the Jews, or the Muslims. They don’t enjoy Christmas.

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6 Stupid Scientific Suggestions

You’ve all heard of the Nobel prize, right? It’s for super smart people who need to be recognised for their general excellence in their field. A bunch of scientists who have made groundbreaking discoveries are acknowledged every year.

But you might not have heard of the IgNobels. These celebrate the most pointless advances in science, which precisely no-one asked for and people didn’t really want. The six best, you ask? Why, here they are!

6. Pressures Produced When Penguins Poo: Calculations on Avian Defecation

That’s the title of a real, published scientific paper. Honestly. Scientists travelled to penguin habitats across the globe to understand the explusory pressure required for a penguin to release his or her load. Here’s an actual diagram from the paper:

5. Neuticles (For the Self-Conscious Neutered Dog)

Removing anything’s balls is a traumatic experience. Which is why Greg Miller created these artificial testicles for people to give their animals. It proves that people will buy any bullshit for their pets. In fact, 100,000 animals have had Neuticles implanted to give them weighty (but ineffectual) testicles post-op.

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5 Terrible Soft Drinks

There are some incredibly great brand names out there in the world of soft drinks. Coke, for example. There have been actual studies which show that just seeing the logo – not even getting close to taking a sip of the drink – can improve a person’s mood.

That sounds insane, but it’s true. In fact, the Coca Cola Company is probably the world’s leader when it comes to this (helped by the fact that its red and white drinks logo is known the world over and is the most widely recognised brand in the world).

But there are some failures when it comes to sugary, sweet beverages. Some pops just don’t have the pop to make it big, and some leave a sour taste in the mouth. Here are the worst five.

5. NEEDS Cheese Drink

A Japanese factory produces cheese. One day, they get bored of making cheese. Some bright spark has the good idea to make a cheese drink instead. Company bigwigs react with joy. Everyday consumers vomit in their mouths.

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5 Cool Things You Didn't Know About Quentin Tarantino

I think that Quentin Tarantino’s one of those guys you either love or hate. He is a pretentious douchebag, yes, but he’s also mega talented and has been responsible for some of the best movies ever (and yes, a few stinkers. Inglorious Bastards says hello).

But did you know these things about him?

5. Dude is actually an actor

That’s right. Check his iMDB page. He’s actually acted in more films than he has directed them. That’s like saying that Tom Cruise is actually a film director, or Barack Obama is your fifth grade science teacher.

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5 Weird Facts You Don't Know About Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving.

What’s the deal with that? As far as I can tell, you sacrificed a turkey to give thanks for something. Generally in the UK we just say “thank you” like normal people and decide against mass carnivorous murder.

But since I’ve moved to the US and made my home at JoeCrazy HQ, I’ve had to get used to a lot of weird American traditions. And I guess Thanksgiving is just one of them.

But did you know these five things about the holiday which rip apart your stupid American traditions? Huh? Huh?!

5. The Turkey Thing? Total Bull.

You guys are so keen to get your turkeys right at Thanksgiving that it drives me insane. In the week leading up to the holiday, morning news does all it can to help you cook it well. You even demean your President by having him publicly pardon a bird which doesn’t know where it is.

All because the Pilgrims ate turkey.

But they didn’t. There’s no evidence they ate turkey at the first Thanksgiving in 1621. In fact, based on the average Pilgrim diet, they were more likely to have eaten deer.

4. For 242 Years It Wasn’t a Holiday

Lincoln was the first President to make Thanksgiving a holiday. Before that, Presidents could decide. So if the President felt pissy on the fourth Thursday in November, you could kiss your day off goodbye.
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10 Terrible Thanksgiving Photos

Thanksgiving, to me, has a slightly strange definition. For you guys, it’s a way to link back to your long heritage and to celebrate the early years of your country.

To me, it’s just one endless supply of hilarious pictures and scenes.

I mean, come on! It’s a holiday based around a turkey. That’s fine for other holidays (what is Easter in these irreligious times if not a giant holiday based around a cartoon bunny), except that Thanksgiving differs in one major way. Your turkey isn’t a cartoon.

You’re expected to be nice to real live turkeys. Which gobble and peck.

If that’s not funny, I don’t know what is.

Here are the top ten terrible Thanksgiving photos, all of which are connected in some shape or form to this happy holiday of yours:

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America's Five Weirdest Museums

The type and breadth of museums that a society has tells people a lot about the way they live. People tend to commemorate the best bits of their society with a lasting impression; museums are the major part of that.

They list the great and the good and the history of a certain niche interest. Without them, fantastic traditions might go unremembered by those who are around them.

And Lord knows you wouldn’t want to forget these five weird museums.

5. The Spam Museum, Austin, MN

Have you ever wanted to see how exactly the disgusting spiced pork and ham product which precisely no-one wants to know the ingredients of is made? Then head to Austin, MN posthaste and visit the scale replica of a Spam processing plant at the Spam Museum! This place was opened in 2001, showing the world that the terrorists really would never win.

4. Vent Haven Ventriloquist Museum, Fort Mitchell, KY

Have a predilection to shove your hand up a puppet’s ass? Then visit Fort Mitchell where you can see countless lifeless puppets on display. This kind of thing is guaranteed to freak out any and all sane people.

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