A group of physicists from the Hong Kong University of Science and Technology published a study in the Physical Review Letters scientific journal about a single photon being unable to travel faster than light. They are ultimately telling the rest of the world that time travel is impossible. According to these nerds, you can’t do a bunch of things.
You can’t hunt velociraptors like you always wanted.
That velociraptor is getting away! AFTER HIM!
You can’t punch Hitler while he’s still a baby.
Screw you, Baby Hitler! I'll punch you IN THE FACE!
You can’t fend off your younger mom as she tries to make out with you.
It's still wrong even if it seems so right.
You can’t verify your theory that hundreds of years from now, mutant sharks will take over the planet.
Oh no! A mutant shark! Call the mutant rhino police!
You can’t stop yourself from 20 minutes ago from eating that 3-day old burrito.
BLAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH
Hong Kong may have given us awesome Kung Fu movies and extremely cheap electronics, but it has taken away our hopes of doing the things we want to do the most. That is simply unforgivable. Are you happy now, Hong Kong physicists? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!
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