How To Impress Your Date On Prom Night

More than anything else, it seems like prom defines your childhood. It’s the transition from childhood to adulthood, the moment you get to cut loose, freak out and maybe touch a booby.

Prom is a bit of a curious thing for me as a Brit: I never had a prom, which you might think is sad but I think is incredibly lucky. After all, I never had to go through the stress of asking someone on a date to it, then have their parents videotape my every movement as I picked up the girl, all while wearing an ill-fitting tuxedo that was probably not even cool in the 1970s.

Plus I didn’t have to think about the grand prom entrance.

Everyone seems to need one of these: the problem is that you look back and tend to think what a douche.

Here are the douchiest prom entrances I’ve ever seen.


Fun fact: not one of these people got any action on prom night.

America, let this be a warning: be conventional. No-one likes a tryer.

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Chris Starr wrote 491 articles on this blog.

Chris is a 22-year old freelance writer from England who has written three books. He likes to think he is as funny as he is tired.

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