Some movies are good while some are bad. But if you want something awesome, you just have to make up your own. Write and direct them in your mind just as I did. Behold! 5 movie mash-ups that you should definitely see! In my mind.
My Precious
Dreaming of a better life, Precious travels the world and beyond. In a strange twist of fate, she discovers that her fridge is actually an interdimensional doorway into Middle-earth. There, she encounters a fine young lad named Gollum. A whirlwind romance ensues.
Sawrest Gump
Tired of looking for Lt. Dan, Forrest Gump decides that he is actually a genius and decides to use his super brain in building mega corporations. But it failed thanks to his greedy subordinates. Now he seeks vengeance on those who have wronged him by torturing them in elaborate traps that consist mostly of bananas, boxing gloves and his original song compositions about saws.
Toyz N the Hood
Things get violent in the hood when Barbie and Ken get mugged by a new street gang composed of He-Man and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figures. Barbie and Ken’s gang, led by Woo Diddy and BZ Lite, will not stand for this kind of insolence. They want to show the new gang that thug life isn’t a game. Play time is over, dawgs!
Mr. & Mrs. Bean
Mr. Bean finds a woman who looks exactly like him but with boobs and girl parts. His first instinct is to think about marrying her even though he’s 92% sure that she’s his clone that went wrong. He marries her anyway. Hilarity ensues.
The Transpotter
They killed his parents. They killed his friends. Now he wants revenge. But first, he needs to deliver some magical letters from Dumbledore to a recipient who shall not be named. He dies in the end.
